Saturday, October 27, 2012

Another Day at Camp General Hospital



Surgery Day felt like Dooms Day…on one hand, I was anxious to have it over with, on the other hand, scared “shitless.” Woke up early as everyone else slept-in. I took a shower and trembled inside with reservation. Impossible to get a second opinion now. My friends wanted me to transfer to another hospital and start the process over, no way! I just had to be confident that my initial response to the McWonderful is on-target. Much later, I discovered several different reactions to the Dr. My friend, Lava Pe had a bad experience. He went in with a swollen knee and the Dr told him just to go home, it wasn’t serious. Lava Pe went to another Dr since the knee didn’t get any better and he performed a surgery to correct the symptoms. His wife, on the other hand, has a friend who went to him with a complicated break in her leg and he repaired it beautifully. The Dr at the health clinic nearby also affirmed his good reputation. Consuella doesn’t like McWonderful either, she was reluctant to tell me in the hospital. So, unbeknownst to me, I was heading into the operating room with a controversial Dr. My sense was that he is very proud and wants to impress the Drs in the US with his skills. Of course, there would be a point in time when someone would ask me who performed the surgery. Would it have turned out differently had I been a man or from S America, Brasil, etc? Who knows.

Decided to ask McWonderful before the cast was put on, could I take a look at my foot? I just couldn’t bear the thought of worrying about the appearance of it for an entire month. Since I only have gauze and bandage wrapping, it isn’t an issue. Although very swollen (toes like sausages) and tender, it appears to be alright.

As the nurses and I waited in the doorway, I looked up to see a lizard hovered over my head. I took it as a sign of luck. I didn’t mention it to anyone, it was my secret message.

Knowing I was going into surgery, I didn’t eat much since the afternoon before. Had to put on the hospital gown the correct way (open in the back) and hop onto the cart. Whisked down the hall as the nurse tisked at me about not having my family there. Parked in the hallway next to the surgical board. There is my name, fracture something or other and Dr Gerbin’s name. I stared and began to tear-up. Green gowns whirred by. McWonderful stopped at my head and smiled under his mask, touched my shoulder and told me he was ready.

Finally the room was cleaned and ready for me. The young man behind his mask kept asking me questions, some of which I had no idea what he was getting at. So I told him I am a North American, had to repeat it several times before he understood. This happens frequently. Just so far from their realm of reality.

The anesthesiologist arrived. Aside from McWonderful, he was THE most sympathetic and attentive. He stroked my hair and stood behind me several times to reassure me. I got an epidural and in minutes my left leg felt like a tree trunk. McWonderful scrubbed my foot, what a strange sensation. They had to switch my access line since it wasn’t working, by the time I left, I had to be pricked seven times since the needles either fell out or got bumped and stopped flowing. I squirmed in discomfort due to the sounds of the surgery; drilling, clipping off the ends of the screws, pounding my bones into place, sewing sutures, adjusting muscles and pulling my skin. I closed my eyes drawing on the music I listened to last night. Asked my mom to come in and comfort me. She has been gone a long time and I knew, if there was a way for her to be there, she would. No one could take these steps forward but me.

The X-ray technician was there, taking images throughout. McWonderful asked him to turn the monitor so I could view them also. I could see the technician’s face and our eyes met. I shook uncontrollably from the anesthetic or trauma or…? The images flashed and McWonderful added more screws..in the end, I have seven of them and a plate. At one point, McWonderful seemed to be looking for something and it wasn’t available. He screamed in frustration saying “This must be a joke, what a joke, impossible!” Soon after, he came around the curtain separating us and told me “Everything is OK.” Much later, “I am finished, it is perfect…was very complicated and serious but is alright now.”

One of the attendants finished up the sutures as McWonderful ran out of the room saying he was three hours behind his schedule. He also told me that I have the beginning signs of osteoporosis. When I got my medications list, it included a preventative for these symptoms. Unfortunately the health clinic doesn’t carry it so I will research alternatives or pay the R$90 per month to purchase them. All of the medical care, including the ambulance ride, crutches and medications are free!

Wheeled into the recovery room. Cried and cried in isolation and probably relief. The slightest touch or look of sympathy caused me to tear-up. They brought in a four year old boy who had umbilical hernia surgery. He was animated and cheered me up with his antics. Two attendants came by to talk with me. One asked if I spoke ANY Portuguese, I responded “Fala” He was a bit irritated but I understood when he told me I could not lift my head for six hours. I would get a terrible headache from the anesthesia.

Rolled back into Room 1 and realized Granny and her family as well as the Italian woman were released. Tatiana remained. She seemed glad to see me.

I laid in bed sending telepathic messages to Taelor that I was ok. Called Ana to tell her I returned to the room and the surgery was a success. She wanted to come and see me immediately but I thought if she did I would burst into tears. Told her I couldn’t sit up for six hours and I would probably sleep. She insisted she and Ian would come. If I were asleep, so be it.

They arrived bearing gifts of clean clothes and fruit. I so wanted to speak to Ian in English but didn’t want to be rude. Felt the urge to share the agony and suffering but perhaps it was best that he didn’t hear it, what could he do with that information? It would only be a burden for him.

That afternoon Jeniffer checked-in. She is 17 and both of her parents came and went throughout her stay. She had some sort of gynelogical issue yet they wanted to observe her before deciding about surgery.

During our novella, Luzia arrived screaming and moaning in pain. She had a tubal ligation. “Meu Dios Do Ceu!” she repeated over and over, “Me-ajudar!” “Dor, dor!” It went on like that all night. Of course, since I had access to the ringer, I hit the button often. Luzia was told she could not have any more meds, she couldn’t get up until the morning and no, nothing to drink either. Jeniffer’s dad was perched on the guest chair nearby, having to absorb Luzia’s cries, the brilliant lights turning off and on for blood pressure and temp checks, and my getting up and down to use the restroom.

Obviously I had a lot of pain and asked for extra injections throughout the night. They reduced the meds the next day and McWonderful showed up to say I needed to remain in the hospital one more day. Per usual, I had a list of questions for him.

Finally a nutritionist was summoned. I think the kitchen help was tired of hearing me tell him that I don’t eat meat, that I hate to have them throw it out. A pretty delicate Japanese/Brasilian woman asked me what I DO eat. Eggs? From then on, I was served beans and rice, some sort of egg dish and, invariably something with a tinge of meat (soup, cooked potatoes, steamed veggies.) 

The day dragged. Finally ate a big bowl of soup and found…meat! Ugh. Watched our soaps and chatted about scar prevention, raising children (Luzia has five, Tatiana one, Jeniffer is an only child,) who killed whom in the final episode of the famous novella, futebol standings, Tatiana’s mattress has a huge hole in the middle where her bottom rests so she was quite uncomfortable, Luzia had forgotten all about her night of excruciating pain and tv show after tv show.

Had another X-ray taken when Ana and Dario arrived. The wheelchair had a dangerous wobble to it and the nurse struggled to maintain a direct path. I was whisked to the front of the line amongst patients securing their wrists, elbows and knees. They all bore the tortured look of pain and anguish.

Thank goodness for Ana’s insistence that someone come every day to visit me. I would have felt very isolated and lonely seeing family members and friends of my dorm mates. Even though I felt badly that they made the long drive (1.5 hours per round trip) I was greatly relieved. Couldn’t have asked for better hosts. So difficult for me to be in the position of needing help. I always felt uplifted after Ana, Dario and Ian’s drop-ins.

Awoke anxious to be released. Took a shower, ate my bread and slurped sweet coffee. Had to wait for McWonderful. Luzia was visited by her Japanese/Brasilian female Dr and let go. Her mom and eldest daughter (22) visited her the day before but must have taken the bus since an ambulance was called. It arrived before she could even take a shower and she promptly kissed everyone goodbye and left. Her sheets were stripped and name whipped off the board and the bed sat vacant, awaiting the next patient. Tatiana was reminded of how many have come and gone since she was admitted. She seemed stressed and unhappy. Her mom and (if he should pass the test) boyfriend visited her individually as well as her daughter. Soon after they left however, she took a nap or fussed in her bed. At least her mattress was turned at my suggestion-why she didn’t complain I don’t know. Ana tells me that is one of the biggest issues, when conditions are bad for the poor, they never open their mouths, perhaps feeling insecure or inept. If no one objects, things remain the same. A woman had come by the day before with a survey. I filled-in the boxes (they had facial expressions alongside the words BOM, MAL, OK, etc) On the back I had the ability to write something. Instead I chose to tell the woman who I am and my complaints-the gravest being the handicap bars in the bathroom and inadequate equipment (crutches or walkers in my case) for the patients, never mind the lights not functioning properly, no id checks, meds mixed together in the nurses tray, nurse call button not functioning at each bedside, etc. I told her to look in the bathroom to see the lack of a toilet seat. If I fell, I suggested, I would hit my head directly on the ceramic. I think I startled her but she seemed to take my word for it and didn’t peek in the bathroom nor test the call buttons, etc.

Had a bit of lunch (omelet of sorts and left the beans and rice untouched and gobbled the lettuce strips) and watched tv while writing letters. I am sure they were scattered and incomprehensible since I was anxious to depart. McWonderful showed up at 11:45 and gave me my list of meds, described each one (anti-inflammatory, osteoperosis preventative and an antibiotic.) Didn’t realize at the time that there was nothing prescribed for pain. Luckily I still have a good amount of Hydrocodone from the dentist as well as some Advil for back-up. I asked if I needed to clean the wound or worry about the bandage but he told me to leave it alone, the exact opposite of what the nurse told me. This morning as she cleaned, scrubbed and sanitized the wounds before re-wrapping it. McWonderful gave me my final X-ray and told me he would see me on Monday to remove the stitches. I got a kiss on the cheek and a wave goodbye.

The nurse organized the ambulance, thought it best that my leg remain straight-difficult in a small Fiat. I asked if I could borrow the crutches, at least until my appointment on Monday and the nurse thought there would not be a problem. The nurse cleaned, scrubbed, sanitized and re-wrapped my ankle. It is still quite swollen and misshapen but the nurse seemed happy with the appearance of the wounds on either side of my ankle.

By 1:30pm I was frustrated, distracting myself with a book by Mark Twain.  


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