Thursday, October 24, 2013

Hats Off!



October 24, 2013

I glance in my purse to pull out my snazzy multi-shaded pink wallet and have a flashback to the top of the coffee table where it sits, still, in the silence of the duplex, after I purchased an ad on-line, and failed to place it back in its spot. Drat! The ladies at the register grimace in disappointment with me, stating they cannot hold the merchandise and are sorry. I am tempted to stuff the darling black hat, perfect for walking the dog late at night, warm and cozy around my flush new hairdo, into the recesses of a pair of scuffy men’s boots to hide them from the world until I can return, two days from now. I refrain, sighing with despair. The ladies wish me a goodnight and I babble not to mention this to the cops, who may be stalking women drivers who have left their licenses behind in a hurry to get to the consignment store to look for heavy winter drapery and a snuggly hat before heading to work.

I decide, after my four hours of cooking, cleaning, walk-thru shower procedures and laundry for my little old lady,  I cannot subject my Portuguese Meet-Up group, who will be at D’Micos for dinner and stilted, grammatically incorrect conversation, to counting out seven dollars in change for a glass of wine and selecting food bits from their plates since I am starved. I head on home to first feed the animals, then myself and feel weary about the circumstances. I choose to speak in Portuguese to myself throughout the rest of the night, save time with a friend in Port Townsend, WA who might lose the story in translation on the phone.

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