Friday, October 25, 2013

I Wanted to be Jan



October 25, 2013

Here’s the story of a lovely lady, who is bringing up three very lovely girls, all of them have hair of gold, like their mother, the youngest one in curls. You get the picture, I sing the Brady Bunch theme song, once, with the children, as the crew is looking at one another from their independent boxes. One viewing is plenty. I return the Complete Season Two DVD to the library, knowing I cannot stomach one more episode. Expected to feel more nostalgic yet it only made me realize just how ridiculous the series is. I had a relatively sheltered childhood and the Brady’s seemed so cool.

Jan Brady most likely wouldn’t have walked off with her client’s house keys in her front pocket. I arrived home, fed the critters, ate a bowl of vegetable soup, emptied the grocery bags and on my walk with the dog, found her keys, nestled in the far reaches of my pants pocket. I will be in Mrs. B’s neighborhood tomorrow night anyway, vying for first place at the Pumpkin Carving Contest Party around the corner from her place. I have one more opportunity to get a stencil of sorts from my daughter’s talented hand, to create an image that more than vaguely resembles something familiar. She and I are grocery shopping in the afternoon so I will beg for her assistance. It is tough for me to draw recognizable stick figures, let alone the frightening features of a pumpkin head. My client feels sorry for me tonight when I moan about my predicament and suggested I ask her visiting son, Ron (who is older than me, for crying out loud, not some 7 year old kid,) if he would be kind enough to pencil something out for me. Of course, I declined in shame. Who can’t carve a pumpkin? OK, me. Perhaps if I had Marsha or Cindy for a sister, I would be asking them.

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