Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Ms Fix-It



October 29, 2013

I am not very mechanically inclined. I can sew on a button, create a new straightish line with the fabric to make a hem, give me a picture to hang or answering machine to reprogram but don’t expect miracles with appliances and fixtures. Brain surgery would be easier.

Looks as though a bird flew down the topless chimney and got clogged in the furnace thingamajiggy. It’s feathers were jammed-up and cost the home owner a bundle. So, buy a new cap for the tube that sits atop the house and runs to the furnace for just over a hundred and save yourself some time, cash and chills. I suggested the HVAC guy go back to the office and send out postcards to all of their customers to sell the $122 caps and prevent future bird issues.  The skinny repairman told me this is his second call this week that amounted to bird bits in the flue. He also claims the cap gets rusted and falls apart before the landlord suspects a problem. I suppose the company would rather have a big dollar client but I think it is good will customer service to forewarn their people. Not to mention save some bird hides.

The neighborhood is a scavenger’s dream. I found a few carpet pads, electric drill with the charger and bits (not that I am certain how to man them,) little dish rack with the price tag still attached, a compost bin the size of a hard drive box, all abandoned next to the trash cans in the alleyways. I am thrilled and amazed as I zig-zag the big and little dogs around the streets, arms loaded with treasures. Thanks neighbors!  

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