Sunday, November 24, 2013

Don't Do Drugs



November 23, 2013

     The cross-stitched sign read “Do not do coke in the bathroom." It was posted conspicuously between the two restrooms in the downtown Minneapolis Irish Pub. It is difficult to image why there has to be a banner, stating the obvious.
     At some point in the evening, my friend turned and asked me about my purse, sitting on her side of the table. Evidently, the guy across the divider between our tables had reached over and attempted to grab my bag. Minutes after we entered the bar and sat down, there was an enormous crash. That same young man had toppled over in his thick wooden stool backwards. Young men have no changed much since I was there age, or so it appears. They drank until they became like a pack of howling dogs, following their natural instincts and turning into idiots.
     The singer/guitarist/harmonica player is my friend’s nephew. She insists he should audition for The Voice, although his craggy voice and Dylan-like appearance doesn’t seem like a good fit for The show, from what I gather. His friend from High School, a grade younger than him, is an incredible fiddler. They tore-up the hotel-soap-sized stage as we drank decaf Irish coffee and White Russians. It is a heart-saturating pleasure to witness a coupla guys, fulfilling their dream, doing what they love and magnetizing a following. I declared we are the band groupies. The CD comes out December 14th. The only thing left to do is design and produce t-shirts to get with the program. I will let you know where to sign up.

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