Thursday, November 14, 2013

Saran-Wrapped



November 14, 2013
Wrestled with the plastic wrap for insulating my fifteen windows today. Took a heck of a lot of patience, time, warming up the same cup of coffee no less than nine times, and some swearing to get it all installed, intact and wrinkle-free. The dog and cat scooted out of the room a few times when things got heated and I couldn’t find the roll of tape to secure the far left edge of the window trim in the livingroom. The most challenging part, aside from unfolding endless yards of plastic that tends to only adhere to itself well, is peeling off the edge of the paper liner on the double-sided tape. I requested the Ace Hardware clerk show up at my house today to assist me with this project but he guffawed “Not likely!”
Noticed window panes missing, huge gaps in the seams (that I expertly caulked with foam,) and air blowing in from the accordion vents on the window AC unit. I have yet to overcome the disturbing windows sans curtains since they no longer fit properly with the plastic film. Rubberbanded a sheet to the loose rod holders for the time being. I’d solve world peace too, if I had the time, energy and a bit of Vodka.

Discouraged that I have finished the “Orange is the New Black” first season and I have no new show-turned-addiction to watch tonight. I’ve eaten the remainder of the Halloween candy, the starbursts I discovered in my jacket pocket and sucked on a spoonful to honey to ward off evil spirits. Might as well go to bed.

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