Saturday, December 28, 2013

Baking Hockey Pucks



One of My Six Sisters Birthdays, 2013

     Little Brian was telling me about his pee wee hockey game the other night. After the tied game, the family took him out for celebratory ice cream. “My Aunt asked me why I wasn’t so tired this time,” he commented. “It’s ‘cause I got to sit in the penalty box for two minutes to rest.” He got the first penalty of the season, first penalty for the team in it’s short history.  “My Uncle Randy sits in there all the time,” Brian relayed, “so he gets a lot of rest.” What other reply could I possibly have but, “Cool.”
     Much of the time, I end up being the radio announcer at Mrs. “B’s” since she adores football, baseball, hockey and an occasional basketball game. Since she cannot view the screen, I keep track of the score and what inning or quarter we are in at any given time. Games are interrupted with showers, noise of the meal preparation and the off-chance visitor. Fixed pot roast, chicken and sides, hamburger and curly fries, promptly overcooking the muffins I had forgotten about in the oven. Could use them as a hockey puck at Brian’s next game but tossed them out with the garbage. No sense having Mrs. “B” choke to death while sucking in the dust from a dry boxed muffin. Promised her I would call her best friend and request a muffin delivery. There are few delights in life, sweets is one of hers.
     Santa was good to me this year. Mrs. “B” made out like a bandit as well. New fleece pj’s, slippers (so we can now throw out the old ones that fly off her swollen feet at inopportune times,) candies, sweet breads, lap blanket, and many visitors. The grandkids came to collect their goodie sacks. When Cal, the great grandchild told grandma her writing is “Great!” Because I had jotted the kids names on the bags for her, Mrs. “B” asked if his name was written in cursive or printed. “It’s normal, Grandma, just normal.” Two envelopes remained on the table, unclaimed. Mrs. “B” is not pleased that her grandson, who happens to live in town, has not come by for a visit with his wife and children. Luckily, she cannot see the evidence, parked against the reindeer made of plastic pine needles, to make her sad and rejected. Hopefully, by the time I return on Monday for work, they will have come and spent time with grandma, giving her the pleasure of a long visit and bring a muffin or two.

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