April 22, 2013
3 to 5 inches…really? Raining and forcasted to turn to snow,
blowing moisture, wetting the car that houses my blankets, two mix-and-match
business suits, tall cool black boots, fuzzy-topped suede boots, a scraper
(need it!) 35 pound bag of venison and sweet potato dog food, Ty’s bowls,
leash, biodegradable poop bags, laptop case, cord, loaded dob kit, toothbrush
that tends to snivel it’s way to the bottom of the vinyl striped bag I bought
in the open market in Florianopolis and selfishly adore far too much to gift it
away. Books shoved under the seat, folded cloth shopping sacks hidden in the
side panel, maps in the side pockets, scouting knife, insurance documents and
granola bars hide out in the dark of the glove box and GBS plugged-into the cigarette
lighter for extra security when I can’t find my way ‘round the block for the
life of me. Ah, the 4WD I fondly refer to as Forca (Power,) an incredible space
on wheels that allows me to harbor my hard feelings, breed contempt and doesn’t
take it out on me the next day. Who could live out of their car? Takes guts,
determination and desperation in this inclement weather. I could very well reside in my vehicle for at
least 48 hours I ponder, given my purse has all that I need for a good day and
a half! Give me a spray bottle of alkaline water for drinking and occasional
bathing and I am set! Oh, for Pete’s sake, don’t get all freaked out on me, it
is just my pragmatic side coming out sideways in light of my circumstances.
Doubt I will ever REALLY have to live off of the items in my purse and within
the confines of my vehicle.
I have permission to fire up the erratic computer and rant
on occasion don’t you think?
Things you may not
be aware of and should:
- Cut the telemarketer off as soon as you are aware of the fact that you are listening to a sales pitch. They will appreciate not having to go through the entire five minute script only to have you claim you are not interested!
- While watching a comedy play (especially live) laugh at everything as soon as you get the joke. The actor would rather have to repeat her/his line than to miss the audience’s interaction!
- Do not hide your cash or valuables under clothing or other items at the bottom of a drawer or closet. Thieves simply run their outstretched arms under everything in the dresser drawers and closets.
- Not under the mattress either!
- Tom’s long lasting deodorant does not work!
- A house cat can and will catch a squirrel!
- Ben and Jerry’s is no longer owned by Ben or Jerry. I’m sorry!
- Brick House (alias Memorial Stadium) is also a bar by the same name off University of MN campus famous for their beers served in a tin bucket and of course, the song “Brick House” which brought up our fond memories of Friday nights in the pub near campus close to the stadium…ha!
- A scissors is necessary to pry open a bag of Chicka Boom popcorn (sea salt is my favorite!)
- A walk outdoors, no matter the weather, is uplifting. Go outside and play!
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