Monday, April 1, 2013

Easter tales


Easter 2013
Is the Easter Bunny a girl or a boy? I asked everyone I met this question and the majority of the children claimed the egg delivery rabbit is a GIRL! Adult males, on the other hand, became quite angry and at times defensive when I insubordinately suggested he is a she!
What to do in the event of a long-time traditional family holiday meal when one is now a vegetarian and subjected to dishes loaded with gut-wrenching animal products?  With many years of experience in placing myself among people I adore whom don’t typically claim to understand that fish, let alone chicken, are in the meat group, I suggested we all focus our attention on the plates we do without a doubt relish and allow the other dishes to pass on by. A few family members elected to announce their newfound vegetarianism and slough the meat bits off to the side with gusto. That is another option!
It has been years since I have had the opportunity to spend time with a gaggle of little ones who want nothing to do with being held in my lap and teased into submission.  Darn. Generations of folks watch the kids zoom around like circus performers and a glass gets tipped, a few crashed against one another in the attempt to carry them down the stairs, multiple spills absorbed into the couch to add to the chaos. A simple dice game that involved 5 cent coins and pool round robins kept the adults from dozing off due to full stomachs, melt-in-your-mouth cheesecake (now why didn’t I think to store some in my purse for another round today?) and beer samplings.
I rarely have expectations of holiday events therefore when anyone gets drunk and disorderly, I can take it all in stride!

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