Must be a Who's Who

March 03, 2014

This came in my IN box this morning, not certain why I took the time to read it to the end yet, criminy, are there people out there who would jump at this offer?

“Hello,

 

I got your email through America online database. I am looking for someone that can handle my business errands during his or her spare time. I need your service because I am constantly traveling abroad on business. I own an Art Gallery

 

Responsibilities

1. Receive my mail and  Drop them off at the post office or shipping center.

2. Pay my bills on my behalf and sit for delivery at home.

3. Pick up my items at your nearby post office at your convenience.

4. When you get my mail or package, you would mail all items to where I want them shipped. .All expenses and shipping charges will be covered by me.

 

The contents of the packages are mostly art materials and paintings. In addition, there will be clothing I need for business and personal letters. No heavy packages is involved

 

I would love to meet with you to discuss this job in more detail, but I am currently away on business in Asia. If you decide to accept the position, please read the employment requirements listed below.

 

EMPLOYMENT REQUIREMENTS:

A. You are an honest and trustworthy citizen.

B. You will be required to work between 15 and 20hrs a month.

C. You need to be able to check your EMAIL 1 to 3 times daily.

 

THE PAY IS $500 WEEKLY and you are entitle to a brand new car after 3month if you are hardworking and honest with me, WHICH IS NOT A BAD OFFER.

 

In closing, I have a couple of questions for you.

 

First, If I were to mail you money to do my shopping plus an upfront payment for your service, where would you want it mailed to?

Second, how would you like for your name appear on the money order or check?

 

Maybe you can provide me with the following details below

 

Full Name:      Address: City: State: Zip Code: Phone No: Age:

Present Occupation:

 

Respectfully,

Joe Brooks (asshole crook!)