Saturday, March 1, 2014

Seasonal Affect Disorder



March 1, 2014

Free samples brings a stampede of folks, wanting to appear satisfied with empty hands yet actually succumbing to the tendrils of complimentary plastic, paper, metal rings at the end of nylon, bright colors and tacky fabrics, that entice raccoons after curious shiny objects. The mob needing the instant experience of something delectable, and unique, elbows to experiment the products before they disappear. Herds plod the Convention Center, where, close by, the Dalai Lama is presenting. A murmur of powerful awe leans into the staff behind our booth as someone mentions his name. Most turn to peer around the arena, as though he will round the corner at any moment, the incredible Spiritual Leader of the Tibetans. Just talking of him gives us a little more hope.

Women, following their spouse down the row of bottles of colorful alcoholic beverages, show favoritism. The men nod to the “boss” in expectation of the next move. One is always the leader. It isn’t always easy to distinguish which is the director, from a distance. The chief tends to fess up, at some point, to beguile the party into one more sip of enticing sample, to encourage another gift to the bag, or turn away, moving onto better tastings. It is all the same to them.

Randy, “The Barefoot Guy,” ambushes the thrill of camaraderie with his glow of command. Three bartenders, the man in charge of all of North America, two regional managers, and five workers bees crash around under the perilous tent, aiding and abetting the consumers of spirits. We almost get it kind of together and the next shift arrives. Giddy with relief, we dance away into the crowd of tasters, mingling among them, disappearing into nobody special.

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