March 14, 2014
No one taught me the polite way to graze along the food table at a party, ordained the Guest of Honor. Selecting one of each items seems to be the way to go since I can suggest I am sampling it all, to be sure each dish is safe for the rest of the guests. When I return for seconds, or thirds, I slip a new plate off the pile, as though it is my first go 'round. Hitting up the brownie plate a fourth time only draws attention if I have chocolate crumbs hovering at the corners of my mouth. Coffee is another strategy altogether. Might as well take the entire pot, creamer and organic sugar crystals into the other room with me. Obviously, there outta be a direct open path to the bathroom as well. Now, I am good to go.
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