Thursday, May 9, 2013

Won a Bahamas Cruise!



May 9, 2013

Feel short of brain cells this morning. I’m running on a few unsound hours of sleep so while the temporary homestead family run in circles preparing for a long drive, night in a hotel with full breakfast privileges then the daunting ride back I meander around the house in a daze. Verbal instructions for medicines, food and suture care are worthless so I jot everything done I can recall in a few short moments frozen in time. Plans are changing hourly these days so my mind cannot keep up with the staggering pace. I know I had it altogether at one point in my life, must have gotten in the wrong damned line again somewhere!

I question the imbecilic conversation I had with the auto mechanic who claims to have made a “boo boo” and ordered the tires from the wrong place so they wouldn’t be in until the morning. A subsequent question regarding the size of the tire made me wonder why I feel I am on a Tilt A Whirl with no one at the controls. There are some clanking noises in the clutch and grinding on the sharp right turns so The Expert will evidently check into those problems at the same time.

Tyrus is thoroughly exhausted from our pre-dawn excursion and he didn’t move a thing! I, on the other hand, could run 16 miles if given a new foot since I gulped far too many cups of Dunn Brothers fresh-ground coffee. I caught myself sniffing the granules from the jar last night in anticipation…perhaps an intervention is in order!

Win a Bahamas Cruise! Obtain a Gold Credit Card! Take out a risk-free $1000 loan! Join Match.con to find your Man! Free Credit Score! Instant approval on a New Home! Win a Free Airline Ticket with purchase of a New Car! Free College Education! Be a Nurse! Free Venus Razor! Be a Dental Assistant! Free Smart Phone! Be a Teacher! Take a survey and win $100 Free Walmart Card! All under the disguise of a job opening heading in my “In Box”…sad!

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